Friday, March 7, 2014

Day Of The Dude/Lousy Sandwich

Happy Day Of The Dude!

Today marks the 16th anniversary of one of the greatest films ever made: The Big Lebowski.  Don't forget the White Russians...The Dude abides.

What's Happening: I've figured out an initial format for this thing, subject to future change.  My idea is to put out information, photos, videos, rants, reviews, and humor that I feel rises above (or WAY below) the norm usually found around the internet.  Hopefully, you'll find it enjoyable and/or informative.  From time to time, I might recycle stuff that I posted on FaceBook in the past, but I'll try to keep things fresh.  Absolutely NO topic will be off limits, so if you like what you see, please click the "Subscribe" button at the bottom of the page.  Updates will occur on more days than not, and occasionally several times a day if I see something funny or newsworthy.  Finally, I'll be including small (unpaid) plugs near the bottom.  These will be for things like bands, shows, causes, etc.  Please do us both a favor and don't contact me with suggestions; I really don't want you to feel insulted if I don't use it.

Today's Rant: This one is actually recycled from a couple of weeks ago, but still applies.  Please share your own take out/ restaurant horror stories in the Comments section, but please refrain from naming the establishment in question.  Liability and all that horseshit...
Venting: Went to an Enfield NH diner after a hard day of snow removal for some take-out. Ordered something pretty simple; turkey sub with bacon, lettuce, tomato, leave it dry. $9 out-the-door with tip. Get it home (1/2 hour away) to find some diced green crap mixed into the shredded lettuce. Turns out to be SWEET pickles. Also, added some kind of mystery cheese and onions.  What kind of sick mind decides to put sweet pickles on a friggin turkey sandwich? Dill, I could almost understand.  Picked them out, put on my mayo, salt, pepper, but the insidious pickle juice had infused the entire sandwich. DISGUSTING!!!
Have you ever seen the old Bob Newhart show?  You know, the one where he's the only sane person and is surrounded by Vermont crazies who all think that Bob is the crazy one?  I'm certain that the extra crap was the cooks's idea of doing me a favor, and complaining a half hour later would have 1) Been futile and 2) Turned me into their own private "Newhart".  Just not going to go back there...Except for their Buffalo Wings.  Best in the valley!  I'll prolly pull a "Kramer" and get someone else to pick them up for me...

Today's Link: The Rock N Roll Resort is doing a VIP Hotel Package Giveaway in The Catskills April 4-6…Check it out!  First, click ROCK N ROLL RESORT to enter.  It only takes seconds, and the winners will be announced on 3/20/14.  Dozens of bands will perform, and you'll get the full VIP treatment!  Then, visit their EVENT PAGE and click "I'm Attending" to complete the contest entry process.  Good Luck!



8 comments:

  1. Just testing the new format after a few people had problems. PC worked well, now the iPad seems to be OK. Next up: Droid phone...

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  2. I think I've finally got this blog thing licked. New functions: You can now "subscribe" by clicking the "Join this site" button in the right column. Also added a search function that will index everything that appears here, as well as any outside websites that are linked here. The News Feed allows you to click on any of the listed topics and see the top related stories. Feel free to suggest any new topic that you would like to see listed. Also, there's a cute little "quote generator" that will give you a fresh, witty quote whenever you visit or refresh the page...More to come, but for now: ENJOY!

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    1. Mr. Mutha...I would suggest that you limit your blog licking...but that is your choice...have a nice lick....

      GregT

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  3. I know a fella named Mutha
    He's a good friend, almost a brutha
    He now has a blog
    Into which I will log
    And read his stuff one way or anutha

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  4. So, does anyone have a restaurant or take-out horror story to share?

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